His First Blogpost

I would like to take this moment to thank everyone who has helped me get to this point, the great shoulders I have stood upon, the bodies I have eaten, the blood, sweat and tears of my loved ones and mentors throughout the years who have greased and lubricated all my various points of contact with the world. You have all done so much... So much sacrifice.

It's understandable that you might be a little frustrated, having seen no evidence of the fruit of your labours. But alas! I have finally decided to participate and contribute to the world around me; at last my highly anticipated skills and talents will bloom forth and declare the greatness of myself and all those who have come before me. I, Matthew Wall, hereby introduce my blog and in dispassionate, glottle frillian: I mean, yeah, it'll probably change your life.